Now leaving the service station of Arsewittery

Ok you never hear the phrase “I’m looking forward to the service station” or “as civilised as a service station” (unless sarcasm is being deployed) but even so….. every shred of self control I have left was used to avoid killing ignorant twonks and their uncontrolled and hopped up on sugar hell spawn.

A particular shout out to the beamer guy who parked at the first petrol pump, thus completely blocking the second one, filling his knobmobile, then leaving said knobmobile at the pump while he went in to get a coffee and a sandwich made up before paying for his fuel.

I hope you got diesel instead of petrol and I hope your next shite is.a hedgehog……..